Me: Do you have any Christmas sweaters that have stuff on them... like appliques?
Friend: Yes, I have a huge one that would be too big for you. What do you need it for?
Me: My boss wants us to wear ugly Christmas sweaters to our thing on Friday. She said, "You know the ones with appliqued snowmen and Christmas trees."
Thank goodness my friend has a sense of humor!
The world might end with me in that sweater.