I'm so very sorry. I couldn't help myself. Wrestling is starting... The Purgatory of all sports. Wrestling Tournaments are T.O.R.T.U.R.E. You are stuck in a gym with hundreds of smelly... and I do mean smelly... boys for days just to see your kid wrestle a few times for several minutes. And... teenaged boys in singlets are not my cup-o-tea. Sorry.
This boy resembled a water balloon. The people at his school that choose to get their singlets in just one color should be beat. Really. It was heinous. There should be a law that singlets come multi-colored and the big boys should wear some sort of girdle underneath. Of course, that is just my opinion and I'm nobody.
I'm a terrible person.