Monday, February 22, 2010

My Resume

Coffee Bean
1978 Broke Down House Rd.
Somewhere in Colorado
Telephone: 1-800-GIVEMEAJOB
Email: coffeebeankel@earthlink.net
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Objective:
Keep out of Debtor’s Prison…
Experience:

November 1988 - Present
Wife,
Honey, Sneezey, Spousal Unit…

Cooking
Cleaning
Nagging
Spending

February 1989 - Present
Mother,
Mama, Mom…


Milk Making
Rocking
Training
Disciplining
Loving

September 1998 - May 2007

Homeschooler,
Maaahaaaaom!, Gatekeeper of HELL (read that about me in one of their diaries)…


Planning
Organizing
Teaching
Praying


Education:


September 1986 - March 1988

Community College
Drop Out

Skills:
Multi-tasking
Work under Pressure
Can survive anything

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6 comments:

Just Me said...

I'd hire you!

paul mitchell said...

Attach a photo of the boy along side the Homeschooler description. That is only thing else that you need.

claudia said...

You could be a manger somewhere!

Oklahoma Granny said...

Claudia is right on but I think she meant 'manager'.

Karen Deborah said...

Your HIRED! I actually think a resume like that would get some attention. Go with it. Develop it a bit. It definitely makes you stand out. Apply for something that requires creative writing like maybe advertising or something where your sense of humour can be useful. You really are great you know--THINK BIG!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

reads much like mine... love it!