I just don't understand it. How is it that I am the only morning person in my family? Frappy and Double Shot were morning people until they hit their teens... What happened? Even when I was a teenager I was more of a morning person. Chai Tea? Never. As an infant that girl wanted to sleep until 10 am. Has anyone ever heard of a baby like that? I used to stand at the end of her crib and gently rattle it trying to get her to wake up. I wanted to play! Mr Macchiato moans and groans and stumbles around...
And why is it non-morning people find morning people annoying? What is annoying? What is so terrible about a happy person in the morning? And why wouldn't people be happy in the morning? IT IS THE MORNING!!! HELLO?!?! Brand new day!!! Been sleeping for HOURS!!!
And what is wrong with Mondays? Mondays are AWESOME!!! Mondays are the best day of the week!!! It's the beginning of a brand new shiny week! There are possibilities! There are hopes!
Bad attitudes and grumpy faces in the morning suck. Just so you know.