Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Things You Should Never Do

10. Forget to set your parking brake...



9. Shave between your eyebrows...



8. Teach you children the proper names for certain body parts...



7. Catch a softball with your thighs...



6. Let bikini wax grow cold...



5. Refuse a pre-delivery enema...



4. Try on foundation undergarments a size too small in a Wal-Mart dressing room...



3. Not drink anything when out and about to avoid having to use a public restroom...



2. Momentarily forget you are lactose intolerant while on a road trip...



1. Leave a bunch of bleach in the toilet...

I might or I might not tell you the stories behind those one day...

11 comments:

Chris H said...

10. Never done it!
9. Never done it!
8. Done, not a problem!
7. Never done it!
6. Never done it!
5. Yep, never had an enema!
4. Oh yes, done that!
3. Yep, done that!
2. No problem with lactose, luckily.
1. Oooo I've done that!

So, do tell....

Laura ~Peach~ said...

10. never
9. ewww no
8.yes you should cause they are confused enough by kids teaching them all wrong in school as it is.
7. OWIE
6.hummm I cant wait to hear this one!
5.horrid things... had one with 1st not with second, they dont offer them much any more.
4.no never
3.this could be bad if out long
2.been there done it.
1. do it all the time
I have to hear these stories do spill my dear :)

Mabunny said...

10. I don't ever set my parking brake, but I don't usually park in hilly areas.

9. never done that

8. I'm teaching her proper names for that stuff...and the slang

7. never done that

6. never waxed

5. didn't need one, hadn't eaten in so long forgot what food tasted like...

4. never done that

3. I have to use public facilities alot due to some ongoing problems...

2. can't drink regular milk, but can have ice cream and such...

1. I used bleach in the toilet but have never left it in there...

Flea said...

I SOOOO want to hear the stories behind these! Well, maybe not the delivery room story. Always a nightmare fear of mine. What DOES happen when you leave a bunch of bleach in the toilet?

Deborah said...

I'll just comment on # 8. If you aren't going to tell them the proper name then don't use a word that's similar, and then take them to the garden and tell them the pretty flowers are Peonies!!

Looking forward to your stories!!

April said...

I'm stupid today apparently. I originally read item two as "Lacoste intolerant" and thought, what's she got against preppy clothes and that cute little alligator?

Elysa said...

Well, as I'm blessed to know you in real life, I'm blessed (?) to also know the backstory to about half of these items. And with that knowledge, I can say that I'm only TO ready to work off some calories as I laugh at the rest of the stories.

Oh...and I can firmly say that after 7 children I'm still VERY glad that they didn't learn the proper words for certain parts til...hmmm...say around age 11?

And there are one or two children that I might not EVER tell the correct names!

jojo said...

I'm especially interested in #8, I've done #9. #2 should be interesting. And since I have bleach in the toilet right now and laundry in the washer from yesterday, I just may find out the answer to #1 on my own! You must fill us in on all the details ;))

Karen Deborah said...

ok I am catching up today and I want to hear these stories, I can't even imagine what may have happened. With you it could be anything!
Glad the Frappin-it is home and ya'll are enjoying each other. How does she like college?
Aso for proper names of things? Never done that,even at the hospital I ask my patients if they are poopin alright. It's a hoohoo and a bootay, and pee pee and poo poo. Those other things are boys parts, and then theres those things that depending on their size might black both your eyes while jogging.
Bleach in the toilet? I do that all the time.
So spill it kid.

Brenda said...

You are such a tease.

Just Me said...

10. Did it, but survived.
9. Never did that.
8. Did that, but they're mispronounced anyway.
7. Never, but worth considering because protecting my hands is a top priority.
6. Never did that.
5. Had C-sections instead
4. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
3. I do that a lot.
2. I can tolerate lactose.
1. Why I never use those tablets for inside the tank.