Oh. My. Gosh.
Lu Lu... 4 am. Yes. She needed some water. Normal occurrence during the night in these parts with her little kidney problem. We don't let her have water in her crate because she will just drink and drink and then need to go potty 3,467 times. There was a breeze outside. Lu Lu does NOT like breezes or wind and gets grumpy about them even when she is in the house. That dang dog was all in a dither. I let Benny out at the same time but he decided to be a pain when he heard me hit the snooze button at 5:15 am and felt that I should come down and play with him. I most assuredly did not but they both got kicked outside. I laid down on the couch for all of five minutes before Lu Lu started barking... GRRRRRR!!!
Mr. Macchiato took the last razor but left the bag in the cabinet so I assumed there were still razors and didn't buy more... full grown cow birthed right in our upstairs hallway! Then I made the mistake of asking him how he wanted me to pay for something... triplet calves in the kitchen.
Double Shot... discovered his 3rd Mp3 player had gone through the wash... like its two predecessors. Full blown two year old tantrum in the family room complete with flying Mp3 player.
Mr. Macchiato moved on to Double Shot... every light left on downstairs... books on the floor in the family room... yada yada yada. Double Shot telling Mr. Macchiato to chill out. uhhhhhh... I'm sure they are having a wonderful ride to school right now. Mr. Macchiato is going to be late for work. In fact, it takes him about 20 minutes to get from Double Shot's school to his office. I'll be getting a call so he can recount the ride to school... just so I don't feel left out.
But... they've been gone a little bit and the dogs are snoozing away and I feel the stress oozing out. It is Monday morning people!!! I've been doing great on my diet. I am about to leave to go make a fool of myself, yet again, in my jazzercise class. It's pretty bad when the old ladies tell you that you'll catch on... I will. Eventually. This will be a good day. I promise.