Do you ever have days where all your plans get torpedoed every time you turn around?
Do you ever have days where your main form of sustenance comes in the form of a non-fat caramel macchiato with two extra shots of espresso and extra caramel over ice?
Did you know that shots to go overseas can cost $404.95? Of course, that includes a special anti-diarrheal pack, malaria pills, deet cream and a 18 page individualized disease listing for all the countries Frappacino will be visiting. Oh... and a thrilling video seen in the Passport Health office detailing what not to do. The highlight was the somewhat unattractive middle aged man acting out stomach pain due to traveler's diarrhea. I am afraid Frappacino will not eat, drink or breathe while she is gone. I wouldn't.
Have you ever taken your dog to be groomed and have her take a big dump in the back seat of your car on the way home and not be able to roll down the windows because the dog is dumb and would try to jump out? Yeah, well that's enough about that.
What kind of days have y'all been having?