I might have once hit a parked car while riding my bike and hit the bar so hard that I was forever grateful I was a girl and not a boy.
I might have once walked into pole while walking past a boy I had a crush on in high school.
I might have had a girl I didn't even know shove my face into a locker and try to shut it.
I might have been almost severely burned by all of the toppings sliding off of my pizza and slapping onto my neck while making eyes at a boy across a pizza parlor after a Friday night football game.
I might have worn a backless jumper and heels to go four wheeling in the dark behind a college.
I might have slid 100 ft. or more down a water logged embankment when I tried to discreetly go potty behind some bushes.
I might have screamed very loudly and that might have sent some boys from my high school running to come help me...
I might have been basically naked at that point. And muddy.
I might have had snot run from my nose like a faucet all over my then boyfriend, now husband's face, while we were making out... causing him to call me "Sneezy" to this day.
I might have been stopped by the same policeman on my way home from my then fiance', now husband's college, four weekends in a row.
I might have gotten a ticket the last time he stopped me.
I might have once dumped out my purse while trapped in the Wendy's Drive Thru and puked in it.
I might have once made my husband Mac & Cheese with breast milk, watch him eat it, and then laugh for 19 years about it.
I might have once gotten a ticket for driving 94 miles an hour while changing CDs on my way home from a Women's Church Retreat in Florida.
I might have watched a surgery where three masses were removed from my left Ta Ta.
I might have asked questions the entire time.
I might have once had so many dirty dishes that I put them all into the bathtub to soak.
I might have to stop blogging, reading blogs and staring while I think about blogs before my family hides my computer. That or hire a maid.
So, what might you have done???